April 20, 21, 26, 27, 28, May 3, 4, 5

LowellArts Players presents a Dinner Theater Production - Rumors by Neil Simon, a hilarious and fantastical farce. The characters arrive as guests at a 10th Anniversary Dinner. The first couple to arrive discovers that one of their hosts has apparently attempted suicide...unsuccessfully. Charley’s wife, Myra, is nowhere to be found. Through the course of the show, the audience never meets Charley or Myra. As more guests arrive, there are cover-ups, deceptions, mistaken identities, and a lot of huge laughs. Directed by Kim Miller. Advanced tickets required for dinner theater, show-only tickets also available. Tickets are: $16-$20, dinner is an additional $13.Evening Shows: dinner at 6:30pm and performance at 7:30pm. Cash bar. Show-only matinee on Sat, April 28 at 2:30pm. Performed on stage at the historic Strand Theater, now called Larkin's Other Place, 315 W Main St.